Printed to order · built by three women

Funding our company one t-shirt at a time.

I mean, not really. But kind of.
Every purchase keeps the lights on while we build MemoryIntelligence™.

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ADRIAN RITCHIE
RoleCo-founder, CEO
Known forStoryteller · product, story, vision
BeforeDirector of AI at a Fortune 50 (12 years) + professional basketball player
NowTurns ideas into direction. Big dreamer, still asks for the numbers
BornWisconsin
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KASEY SCHRAM
RoleCo-founder, CTO
Known forBuilder · architecture, security, scale
BeforeFinance, then product, then travel, then taught herself how to code and built MI™
NowMakes the impossible feel obvious. Talks about physics like it is the weather
BornNew Jersey
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GRIFFEN THOMAS
RoleAdvisor
Known forDriver · operations, growth, clients
BeforeFifteen years in media, politics and marketing
NowSees the problem, already solving it. Builds relationships that outlast contracts
BornMichigan

Patent pending on the memory format itself, not on a feature. No outside sales team: the people who answer you are the people who build it.

The shop

Long-term memory.

Every price, size and photo on this page comes from Shopify, not from us. Only the sizes each piece is actually made in are shown.

Where we are today

Early. On purpose.

01

Building it

The product exists and we run our own work on it every day. The beta is open and taking sign-ups.

02

Testing with real people

We put it in front of teams with real data and change it based on what breaks, not on what we hoped would happen.

03

Listening, constantly

Every week we sit with people whose decisions have to hold up later, and what they tell us goes straight into the build.

The shirt helps. The beta helps more.

Free for 30 days.

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